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Alternative Brand Slogans?
Posted By: Paul Streater* on 6/20/2006 6:24 AM (CST)	125 Points
Does anyone have any witty alternatives to todays current brand slogans? McDonalds - Im lovin it Gillette- the best a man can get For example

Posted by: rags1345	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 7:02 AM (CST)
McDonalds- the fast food that makes you die faster Gillette- the only best a worst man can get Nike- just feel it after doing LG- live and go away

Posted by: Frank Hurtte	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 7:42 AM (CST)
General Electric - We bring good things to Jack

Posted by: MANSING	Member Response
6/20/2006 7:47 AM (CST)
Hi Streatpe, Following slogan are divided accourding to the company type, slogan and year. BMW : The ultimate driving machine. 2002 Cadillac :The comeback of cool 2005 Cadillac :Break trough 2003 Jeep :Only in a Jeep 2002 Jeep :If it isn’t Trail Rated, it isn’t a Jeep 2000 Pirelli :Power is nothing without control. 1994 Toyota :Get the Feeling 2001 Toyota :Moving Forward 2004 Toyota :Avanza Confiado (hispanic market) 2004 Toyota: Everything keeps going right, Toyota 1973 Toyota :Lead the Way 2004 Volkswagen :One of the greatest pleasures you can have. 2000 Volkswagen GTI: For boys who were always men. 2000 Volkswagen Beetle: Think Small 2000 Volvo :For life 2001 Antarctica :It's Black Power 2005 Coca-Cola- Things go better with Coke. 1964 Coca-Cola:Coke is it. 1982 Coca-Cola:You can't beat the feeling! 1989 Coca-Cola:Always Coca-Cola. 1993 Coca-Cola:Make it real 2003 Coca-Cola:Welcome to the Coke side of life 2005 Corona:Corona. Miles Away From Ordinary. 2000 Dunkin Donuts:Freshly Ground. Freshly Brewed 2000 Gatorade:A Sede Acaba. Você Continua. (Brasil) 2000 Gatorade:Thirst quencher 2000 Gatorade:Is it in you? 2001 Heineken:How refreshing. How Heineken. 1998 Heineken:The world's favorite beer. 2003 Heineken:It's all about the beer. 2000 Johnnie Walker:Red Label: Taste life 1996 Johnnie Walker:Keep Walking! 2000 Johnnie Walker:Born 1820 - still going strong.:1976 Lavazza:Espress yourself 2005 PepsiCo:The joy of Pepsi 2001 PepsiCo:Life to the max (Pepsi Max) 2004 PepsiCo:The choice of a new generation 1984 Red Bull:Red Bull verleiht Flüüügel. 1998 Red Bull:Red Bull belebt Geist und Körper. 2001 Schweppes:Schweppervescence. 1950 Schweppes:Thirsty - take the necessary 1980 Smirnoff:Clearly 2005 Smirnoff:Pure Vodka. Pure Smirnoff 2004 AT&T:Reach Out and Touch Someone 1981 AT&T:We Bring the World Closer 1982 AT&T:The world's networking company 2004 AT&T:Innovative Networks. Innovative Thinking 2001 AT&T:Right Now 2001 AT&T:Talk is Good 2003 AT&T:Your world. Delivered. 2005 Nokia:Life goes mobile! 2004 Nokia:Connecting people 1994 Adidas:Feet you wear. 1998 Adidas:I kiss football. 2001 Adidas:Want to play? 2000 Adidas:Impossible is nothing. 2004 Nike:Just do it 1988 PepsiCo:The joy of Pepsi 2001 PepsiCo:Life to the max (Pepsi Max) 2004 PepsiCo:The choice of a new generation 1984 Kodak:Share moments. Share life. 2001 Kodak:Take pictures. Further. 2003 Kodak:You press the button, we do the rest. 1990 UPS:Synchronizing the World of Commerce 2003 UPS:Worldwide Delivery Service 1994 AXE:The Axe Effect 2003 Nivea:Nivea zur Hautpflege 1914 Nivea:All you need 2003 Nivea:Mit Nivea in Luft und Sonne! 1938 Yamaha:Touching your heart. 2004 Bisley:Perfectly organized 2003 IKEA:Wohnst du noch oder lebst du schon? 2002 Burger King:Have it your way 1974 Dunkin Donuts:Freshly Ground. Freshly Brewed2000 McDonalds:I'm Lovin' It 2003 McDonalds:We love to see you smile. 2000 McDonalds:Good Time, Great Taste 1988 McDonalds:Look for the Golden Arches 1960 Pizza Hut:Putt Putt to Pizza Hut 1965 Burger King:Have it your way 1974 Dunkin Donuts:Freshly Ground. Freshly Brewed 2000 Pizza Hut:Putt Putt to Pizza Hut 1965 Adidas:Feet you wear. 1998 Adidas:I kiss football. 2001 Adidas:Want to play? 2000 Adidas:Impossible is nothing. 2004 Diesel:For successful living 2000 New Yorker:Dress for the moment 2001 Nike:Just do it 1988 Apple Computer:Think different 1997 Apple Computer:The power to be your best 1988 Apple Computer:iTunes: Rip, mix, burn. 2001 Apple Computer:iTunes: 10,000 songs in your pocket. 2004 Apple Computer:Changing the world — one person at a time 1986 Apple Computer:iMac: From the creators of iPod.2004 Apple Computer:The computer for the rest of us 1984 Philips:Let's make things better 1995 Philips:Sense and simplicity 2004 Sony:It's a Sony. 1988 Sony:Go create. 2001 Sony:It's not a trick, it's a Sony. 2003 Sony:You make it a Sony. 2003 Bosch:Invented for life 2000 Bosch:Gut, besser, Bosch 1924 Bosch:Arbeiten wie die Profis 1984 Intel:Leap ahead 2006 Intel:Intel inside 1993 Kodak:Share moments. Share life. 2001 Kodak:Take pictures. Further. 2003 Kodak:You press the button, we do the rest. 1990 Philips:Let's make things better 1995 Philips:Sense and simplicity 2004 Sony:It's a Sony. 1988 Sony:Go create. 2001 Sony:It's not a trick, it's a Sony. 2003 Sony:You make it a Sony. 2003 Toshiba:Don't copy. Lead. 2003 Toshiba:In touch with tomorrow 1994 Apple Computer:Think different 1997 Apple Computer:The power to be your best 1988 Apple Computer:iTunes: Rip, mix, burn. 2001 Apple Computer:iTunes: 10,000 songs in your pocket. 2004 Apple Computer:Changing the world — one person at a time 1986 Apple Computer:iMac: From the creators of iPod.2004 Apple Computer:The computer for the rest of us 1984 Bull: Architect of an Open World 2004 IBM:Think! 1925 IBM: E-business on demand 2003 IBM:On demand business 2004 IBM:Solutions for a small planet 1994 IBM:SchreIBMaschine (english: type writer) 1970 Intel:Leap ahead 2006 Intel:Intel inside 1993 I hope this will help! Regards, M Bhor

Posted by: Paul Streater*	Author Response
6/20/2006 8:07 AM (CST)
Mansing - you may want to read the question before posting. Thanks

Posted by: PAW*	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 8:10 AM (CST)
Delta - Fly: your own damn plane, we're too broke Avis - We things up, go to Enterprise Allstate - You might find a hand to renew your policy Allstate - We sponsor everything to make you feel good adidas - Stupidity is trying to beat Nike Capital One - When there's no cash in your wallet Haven't had all my coffee yet today, this is the best I could before work

Posted by: ShannonD*	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 9:39 AM (CST)
Allstate - Hurricane, what Hurricane? Nike-Get er done Delta-We piss off our pilots because it makes them fly better Burger King-Say what you want, we're gonna make the burger the same way Sonic Drive In-our wait staff wears rollor skates because if you can pull up in wheels, so can we Superbowl-Don't miss a second, you never know who'll be naked Playstation-pay big money now, buy another one in a couple years for more money Gatoraide-Your sweating blue and green, isn't that cool? Corona-in mexico it's cheaper than tequlia Budlight-it's not a flashlight, your drunk Budweiser-we have big and mighty horses because we need lots of piss, I mean, beer Axe spray-suffocating mothers everywhere Homedepot-you can do it, we'll watch from here Lowe's- we don't even know where it is Wal-mart-We make you buy everthing you don't need Dell-the farmer and the dell, the farmer and the dell, why the hell does a farmer need a dell? Lamborgini-who needs a house anyway? Gateway computers-we have a cow logo because you have a better chance getting milk than service from us, and oh yeah, your gonna have to work for it, we're not gonna just give it to you Krystal burgers-small burgers, big bill Taco bell-later will be known as Toxic Hell Cracker Barrell- where old white folks gather to eat breakfast all day Waffle house-Where people find teeth, not fingers in their food Ihop-International house of potheads Coke-drink us, we used to be green with cocaine in us! Pepsi-we're just like coke, we just couldn't afford the cocaine Moutain Dew-So much caffine you'll think it's cocaine Starbucks-we'd put a shop in your house if you'd let us Blockbuster-we charge the late fee before you rent the movie Cable TV-showing you everything you've already seen or don't want to see Direct TV- we do the same thing as cable, we just give you more channels of it Razor phones-no you can't shave with it Flordia Oranges-of course their fresh, they have only been off the tree for a month Sticky notes-write it down, then forget it, just remember to keep the note this time LOL, that was fun, and yes, I'm a goober Shannon D

Posted by: ShannonD*	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 9:40 AM (CST)
F.E.M.A. -can't leave this one out for any New Orleans folks -Fix everything my @$$

Posted by: MANSING	Member Response
6/20/2006 10:40 AM (CST)
Hi again, Sorry its my mistake..! I dont have few witty slogans but few witty saying** - not related to any company. I hope that it will be useful for your further study! • i paid too much for it, but it's worth it. • My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts! • A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open. • Be kind to your kids; they'll be choosing your nursing home. • Ask me if I care. • I'm immortal -- so far! • I don't have hot flashes, I have power surges. • I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there. • I remember when motorcycles were dangerous and sex was safe! • Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. • A person who has a right to boast doesn't have to. • A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody. • A wish is a desire without an attempt. • A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity. • A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. Regards, M Bhor

Posted by: jpoyer	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 11:35 AM (CST)
I'm dying here. Many of these reponses have me laughing outloud. These are from my 5 year old son (he is standing next to my as I am typing, and telling me what words to use). He understands what a logo is and the difference between a logo and a brand. All this started with explaining the difference between General Mills and Kelloggs over breakfast. I do believe created a future marketing guerrilla. (I don't know if that makes me a good mother, or a pathetic addict). McDonald's - Where you get cool Spy Gear Toys Wendy's - We have better toys than McDonald's Wal-Mart - They have a snack place Wal-Mart - Where you get free cookies Sam's Club - We have giant cookies Sam's Club - You get snacks and ICEEs Golf Course - It's really boring Applebees - Get new kid menus every day Universal Studios - We have a nuthouse ride Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper. I think we eat too much. Best, Jennifer XPRT Creative

Posted by: rbauman*	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 12:42 PM (CST)
IBM (in the old days of growth) - I've Been Moved IBM (in today's days of working remotely) - I'm By Myself

Posted by: rags1345	Accepted Answer
6/20/2006 11:54 PM (CST)
GE- Gone with the Electricity

Posted by: rags1345	Accepted Answer
6/21/2006 12:10 AM (CST)
Pepsi- the heavy refreshment for mosquitoes Cola- keeps your toilet clean Durex- "say NO to abortion YES to durex"/ "connecting people without fears"

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