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Marketing Jokes
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Just thought it might be time for us to have a little fun with everyone's best marketing joke or story.
Points to all who contribute to this post.
Here is mine..
NEW WINDOWS
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the
other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He never called back.
Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.