Bob: Hey Jim, what's that you've got there in your hand?
Jim: Why it's the new TechDork 2500 Smart Tablet with 64 gigs of memory.
Bob: Where'd you get it?
Jim: At Greg's Gadget Garage. It was only $495.
Bob: Greg's Gadget Garage… don’t they have six convenient locations in the metro area?
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