Know-How Exchange : Just for Fun

As Randall said, there are several products claiming to do this and a most illuminating website devoted to just this product. You can find it on:

https://www.sulit.com.ph/index.php/view+classifieds/id/1762/Bio+Disc:+Rejuv...

I read and reread this highly detailed information and attempted to the best of my ability to combine it with information gained from primary degrees in chemistry and biochemistry, several years of working in the novel therapy end of biotechnology and the last 10 years spent trying to grasp the more abstract scientific ideas presented by the most recent advances in mathematics, quantum physics and chaos theory. That I have been commercially successful in these areas does not imply that I have fully understood all the nuances, though I have been rewards by being appointed to the General Council for the University of St Andrews (My old alma-mater) for my sins.

I feel that you should take advantage of quantum entanglement marketing, a relatively new idea resulting from entanglement theory arising from high energy particle physics.

This is based on the fact that once an object has been subject to an influence, if it is split up in a quantum discrete manner, the resulting entities will be irrevocably connected to the quantum state of the original whole. If you take advantage of the homeopathic principal which demands that a dilute solution of possibly active ingredient will remain active, even if there is only a one in a few trillion chance of their being even a molecule of the original substance in the bottle which is sold to the patient, you can do this both for Scalar Energised Water and the marketing thereof.

Firstly, prepare your scalar water in a quantum susceptible environment. This can be achieved bas asking one of the Chaps from CERN or the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) to put it at the collision point of a pair of polarised beams of high energy gold atoms. Bingo, you get quantum entangled molecules of Scalar Water, each of which has the property of the original sample and each of which must therefore a quantum knowledge of the experiences of the others. If you do this whilst imbuing the original sample with the “High Level Psy Suggestion” that the molecule will “Influence” whosoever encounters it towards a subliminal desire to purchase a disc which produces more of the stuff, you will have a “Viral Marketing” (Its Molecular Marketing, not viral, but who is splitting hairs?) tool of immense power, working via its own psychic aura.

Of course, you may not have access to a particle accelerator, but as the product of the experiment is simply a result of some very improbable events, then all you need to do is produce your own temporary improbably field by conspiring to produce an event of enormous improbability and then transferring the “Force” to the water molecules by thinking about it. Wining the lottery and failing to cash in the ticket is one way to achieve this state of affairs.

All that remains is for you to fill a warehouse with your scalar water discs and to disperse the quantum entangled suggestive water using a huge natural event, preferably an improbable one, such as a class 5 hurricane which has sprung up in somewhere such as Vancouver. Once the storm spreads the scalar water seeds, the people who inhale it will suddenly feel inclined to buy your product and millions of people will be able to benefit from the advertised properties such as enhancing their immune systems, slowing down or stopping the spread of cancer, boosted life forces, improvements to the taste of food in refrigerators and enhancements to the bank balances of those who sell it.

I do hope that this helps. If you think that my theories are possibly flawed, I challenge you to prove otherwise.

Sours sincerely


Steve Alker
SalesVision

Randall

All is not lost, though I took years to learn from my mistakes. I started with a desire to know the “Three Degrees” not the “Six Degrees” but found that their producers and manager told me to get lost. Even Prince Charles liked them, and got to meet them but then he’s a bit upper class even in comparison to our lot.

I was resigned to a life of basic science and marketing but bit by bit, I heard about the “Six Degrees of Interconnectedness”, by which time, I was sharing a barn with David Gilmour (Pink Floyd and a car nut) I was a dad at the same school as Mike Rutherford’s boys (Genesis and Mike and the Mechanics) and having put on about 8 plays by various luvvies and really, really hip playwrights (Like Stephen Berkoff) so I was getting connected to all sorts of people by accident. I thought that I’d try again, only to find out that six degrees of connections would no longer get me to the original Three degrees as they are now, since formation, eleven degrees, with only ever having three at a time doing the do-whop-de-do. Which Three Degrees should I try to claim to know?

As a consequence, I’ll stick to trying to explain the inexplicable and help people to market moonbeams with which you can grow cucumbers. Actually, my daughter came up with a “Green, eco-friendly and totally legal product” for her last school charity fund-raiser. This should appeal to the pendulum swinging, sandal wearing save the planet set. It is “Chemical Free Soup”

First reactions to her advert in the school magazine were positive. At 30 pence a serving it promised to be “Totally free from chemicals and that all proceeds (100%, i.e. 30p per serving) would go to the “Children in need” appeal. Obviously, I disagreed with the revenue split, as I need the east wing roof repairing, but, hey, its charity.

She took £30 in advance orders and gave everyone a full product sheet expounding its freedom from chemicals, additives, unnecessary packaging and having a near zero carbon footprint. She then brazened it out when she came to deliver, handing away absolutely nothing and offering no refunds.

Soup is mainly waster, a bit of nutrient and some flavouring. Those ingredients are all chemicals and her soup is chemical free. There could be no packaging as that is made from chemicals, as would be the air in the package. So the soup comes vacuum packed. The vacuum needed to hold a chemical free soup which consists of nothing is infinitely small, so it is to all intents virtual and needs no container. Atoms are, after all mainly empty space or vacuum and this is purer than that. Buyers just have to think about it to possess it. As the entire exercise utilised 10 sheets of A4 paper for the handout, the carbon footprint was nearly zero. No one complained.

Maybe I could get her to advise these purveyors of electric water how to raise their game!

Steve

PS, At University, Electric Fluid” was a Scottish pseudonym for strong larger!

Sorry Randall

It should be lager on both sides of the Atlantic.

Larger reflects my tendency to speak and thus spell in the manner of the Gardener as in:

"Arr, marster Alker, yorr dad 'ad ave arrpoplexy proper, if 'eed sorn weeds loyk thart"

When referring to some shoddy work by the 18 year old work-experience lager-lout we rescued from a prison sentence and offered a horticulture apprenticeship.

Steve

PS I’m not sure that “Scalar Energised” exists on either side of the pond except in Star-Trek but I do know what my gardener would make of it – it would be home spun, rustic wisdom, peppered in West-Country Anglo Saxon and thus unprintable here.

Juliet’s nuclear benefits arise from the implicit claims contained in the link in my posting above, rather than the explicit ones.

It is clearly stated that the disc “Boosts Life Force and Increases Energy Levels throughout the day” It does not say that it will do so at night, but equally, it does not say that it will not do this for a nuclear reactor. I think that the potential benefit to the nuclear industry is clear, albeit for 8 hours a day in the winter and 16 hours a day in the summer (Depending on latitude)

It’s ability to improve the smell and air condition in a refrigerator is very useful. Reactors and their control rooms are air conditioned and the disc should thus improve the air quality in the entire plant. It’s never been rigorously tested, but in the event of a nuclear leak, a la Chernobyl, a few hundred disks would obviously mop up the entire radioactive fall out, saving hundreds of millions of lives.

So Juliet has the solution to your problem. Market the disc to people in the atomic power and atomic weapons industry. They can hang one from their necks so that talisman like, it will protect them from the evil jujus emitted by radioactive thingies.

To encourage them to engage in this, you could get them involved in making $$$’s by selling the product to their nuclear co-workers themselves. They in turn could recruit yet further re-sellers who could make $$$$’s more by selling further discs to alleviate suffering in Darfur and bring about world peace. To get the plans for this, all you have to do is send me $10 for my fool-proof sales plan and then to send this letter, along with 10 disks to 100 idiots in the nuclear power business. They then each send me $10 for the sales plan and in turn send out another 10 discs to a further 100 discerning entrepreneurs, who will all send me£10 and order 1000 discs from you. By the time 5 tiers of people have decided to save the planet whilst earning $$$$$$$’s of income, for as little as 2 (Two) hours a week, you will have sold around 10,000,000,000,000,000 disks and I will have been paid approximately the GNP of Saudi Arabia.

What are we waiting for?


Steve

Wow

If I sold one of these to my family they’d either have me locked up or executed.

Poor up-line. Even poorer Downline!!

Steve

Retailer 168 has a valid point – I don’t know her situation intimately. I come from a world of double-blind randomized testing to show that something with a therapeutic value does actually have one. And even then it’s only a probability expressed as a successful outcome in a certain percentage of the population.

I also have to be careful of the sins of arrogance and double standards. I’m a scientist by training with a decent understanding of quantum physics, cosmology, genetics and high level maths. I’m also a practicing Christian who believes in the resurrection and in the existence of God. I can’t prove that God and Christ exist and I can’t prove that my faith is correct and I don’t need to. It’s something which is a belief. If it was a fact, it wouldn’t be a belief!

The key difference is that I don’t charge people money to show them a way to salvation and neither does my vicar. As far as I am aware, his down-line (Readers, Churchwardens, Congregations) don’t charge either and despite their power, authority and colourful robes, neither do his up-line. (The bishops, archbishops, God etc.)

We leave that to American televangelists with Swiss bank accounts and a string of mistresses!

Best wishes and here’s to happy electrophoresis-induced dreams.

Steve

I’ve just read the link.

What a pile of pseudo scientific claptrap. They even get the history and inventions of Tesla wrong.

But then if Oprah says it’s good and it’s true, then it must be – just like those 5 billion Oprah endorsed spam messages we all get from hijacked computers advertising Anatrim!

Steve

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We're not going to get conned into buying anything as they are all codswallop. Don't you understand irony?

i think the controversies over the issue of boi disc still need to be resolved,thanks

And I think that the controversies of the wealthy taking money from the gullible need to be resolved.

Thankfully, Western society has moved on – we used to burn people at the stake for this kind of nonsense. Given the money the tricksters make out of the poor and desperate maybe we still should.

In an Islamic theocracy you’d last about 5 minutes or end up minus your hands for theft!

Steve

i need to be advised where on how i can the biodisc. am in uganda.
thanks