Please accept all cookies to ensure proper website functionality. Set my cookie preferences

With the launch of its patent-pending Neo-Organizational Optimization Brainstorm (NOOB) technique, independent strategic technology communications and PR practice Eastwick today announced it has exposed what really happens in the Cloud.

Some seven years in the making, NOOB aggregates social collaboration platforms, neural networks, Big Data analytics, sentiment tools, and virtual payment systems to finally reveal the enigmatic logistics and inner workings of the Cloud, Eastwick said.

One in five Americans (22%) admit that they've pretended to know what the Cloud is and how it works, according to a recent survey. Using the NOOB approach, Eastwick has helped dispel the fog surrounding cloud computing and uncovered how the Cloud brings the Internet to today's desktops, optimizing productivity and elevating the Cumulous Quotient™ that powers innovation, business valuations, and technological breakthroughs that promise to once again power a strong global economy.

What Really Happens in the Cloud
 
Neo-Organizational Optimization Brainstorm techniques have revealed the following:

  • The WCC (Weather Control Center) uses the latest technology (still in Beta) to protect the Cloud from stormy weather for optimal performance.
  • The "workplace of the future" will exist entirely In the Cloud (the address is 10100 Cloud Lane, Skyview Towers (currently leasing).
  • Your data is safe: a "wall of fire" guards the most valuable stored information.
  • The flu, along with other viruses, is as much as 17.777% effective in infecting the cloud.
  • The cloud is powered by the best servers from top culinary institutes.
  • Users enjoy all-you-can-compute menus and exclusive performances, including the band Width.

A Sunny Outlook for Cloud Computing

Perhaps the most important takeaway from the NOOB-conducted research findings is that the Cloud is viewed favorably by the majority of Americans, and that when people learn more about the Cloud they agree it can vastly improve the balance between their work and personal lives.

In addition to the fact that 68% of Americans see cloud computing as the future and the key to saving the economy, some reported benefits of cloud computing include the following:

  • Being able to work from home in pajamas and bunny slippers, including the HR noncompliant birthday suit
  • Tanning on the beach and accessing computer files at the same time
  • Keeping "embarrassing" videos off of their personal hard drive
  • Dealing with people they'd rather not interact with in person
  • Increased collaboration, with up to 400% ROI

The Future of NOOB

After years of research and development, Eastwick's introduction of the Neo-Organizational Optimization Brainstorm™ technique is accelerating competitive advantage and capitalizing on market innovation. In today's increasingly glo-mo-so market arenas, enabling B2B/C/P collaboration in BYOD workspaces requires constant MVP innovation and market fragmentalizationing to ensure bilateral relevance participation and universal scalability—in the cloud, of course.

Sign up for free to read the full article. Continue reading "NOOB Technique Demystifies Cloud Computing [Infographic]" ... Read the full article

Subscribe today...it's free!

MarketingProfs provides thousands of marketing resources, entirely free!

Simply subscribe to our newsletter and get instant access to how-to articles, guides, webinars and more for nada, nothing, zip, zilch, on the house...delivered right to your inbox! MarketingProfs is the largest marketing community in the world, and we are here to help you be a better marketer.

Already a member? Sign in now.

Loading...