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Topic: Strategy

Opening Statement

Posted by Anonymous on 25 Points
I'll soon be visiting physicians and making sales presentations for a heart disease risk assessment service. I need powerful opening statements and maybe closing statements too. I need your help! Thank you.
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    I told a joke to my dad a few weeks ago. It was a complaint about how the receptionist always asks what is wrong with a patient in front of a waiting room of other patients. It went something along the lines of an old guy goes into the surgery and the receptionist asks him what's wrong. The old guy answers that he is having trouble with his willie. The receptionist leans to him and says, Mr x, you should say something is wrong with your ear and then tell the doctor the truth.

    So the old guy goes outside and comes back in a few minutes later. The receptionist asks him whats wrong with him. He answers he is having trouble with his ear. She asks what sort of trouble and he answers....I can't pee from it.

    My dad couldn't stop giggling while he was sitting in the waiting room every time another patient was asked what was wrong with them. He said they probably thought he was nuts.

    I think D4 is onto a good point.

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