Know-How Exchange : Taglines/Names

We're an office furniture dealership specializing in big corporate accounts. As spring arrives, I'd like to create branded seat cushions (for stadium seats) to give out to existing and new customers.

My idea was to use a varsity-looking font and the following tagline:

"Because the stadium isn't nearly as comfortable as an office created by us."

Would like suggestions on the theme. Having to do with comfort in the office vs. the obvious analogy of discomfort at the ballpark or sporting event.

I also really liked "Because you can't take your office with you"

appreciate it guys and gals!