Know-How Exchange : Taglines/Names

Mistress ______: Dying to Tie One On

Fantasma
I have the power to release you.

Umami (see: https://www.umamiinfo.com/what_exactly_is_umami?/)
Fantasies can come true - if you're good.

Dear Milkprovider,

Or ought I to address you as Mistress? Oh, my dear, HOW I applaud you, truly I do! For in business, variety is indeed the spice of life! And so I say, more power to you my dear, more power to you. Why?

Because, dear heart, if MORE entrepreneurs and business owners were as forthright and as direct about their professions as you are about yours, the economy wouldn't be in the state it's in now, there would be no credit crisis, there would be fewer foreclosures, and all in all, very many more people would be far less uptight about a good many things.

Many years ago, when I first came to the United States from my native England (a country, I hasten to add, that's not really noted for its open attitudes toward sex and its many pleasures), I very much wanted to meet—but was too shy to ask the friend with whom I was staying in New York at the time—Mr. Quentin Crisp.

For any readers who do NOT know who Mr. Crisp was (he passed away in 1999), he was a modern day version of Oscar Wilde, a famous and extreme wit who, among many other things, was not shy about his sexuality and who was refused entry to the British army when the Second World War broke out because he was, quote "suffering from sexual perversion' God love him!

I never got the chance to meet him and now, obviously, I kick myself for not having got of my backside and sought him out.
Why does this matter? Because Mr. Crisp was forthright about his needs, wants, desires, opinions, and about his sexuality. He left nothing to doubt. Yet he opened minds, doors, and opinions, and when it comes to business, I believe that you are doing the same, for which, dear lady, I bloody well applaud you!

When it comes to running a business, way too many people go about their days as if they'd got a stick up their bum.

Why? I really don't know.

This kind of attitude does the business owner nor their clients the slightest bit of good, and all in all very many people in business would be a darn site happier if they'd lighten the hell up!

So, well done dear heart, bravo for you!

Here's something that might surprise you (no, scratch that. I'm sure that given your line of business, that few things surprise you), where was I?

Oh yes.

In truth, you and I are really not that different: we both have a very particular set of skills that we use to improve people's lives.

Neither of us appears to be at all shy about telling people what we think, or about giving them what they need (or, indeed, often beg for).

We both offer a dedicated service that we back up with considerable experience across a multitude of areas.

We both offer our services to an extremely select group of clients who are willing to pay (and pay handsomely) for our expert services.

And for both of us, our middle name is discretion.

I really wish MORE people GOT the whole notion of offering a highly specific service to a tightly focused niché! Attention business people, this is what direct response marketing is all about for God's sake!

So, in order to prove my sense of humour, and in oder to prove my willingness to serve (Glass of water for Mr Bloomer!), I humbly submit the following worthless attempts to pleasure you ... I mean ... solve your problem.

Her Royal Kinkyness: You Will Obey ... and You'll Like It!
The Queen of Kink: You're Going to Love the Way I Feel You!
Princess Pleasure: Embrace Lust All Yee Who Enter Here!
Her Royal Highness: Brand Spanking You!
Empress of Erotica: You'll Bend Over Backwards For Me!

I DO so love a challenge and I can honestly say that marketing-wise, you're my first Mistress, (but hopefully, not my last!).

I hope, if nothing else, that my response has given you a laugh.
Good luck to you and I hope this helps.

Gary Bloomer
Wilmington, DE, USA